Froggie Bucket Hat

Picture this: You and your little sister are playing leap frog but you're jumping over her more like a mentally disabled 3-legged chinchilla than a frog. Your sister is roasting the living hell out of you. There's nothing worse than getting creamed by a 5 year old girl. What are you going to do to save yourself from this torture?

Just like a hunter has to think like his prey, the Devil thinks like the sinners, the Karen's think like entitled bitches, YOU must think like a frog. And what better way to get into the mindset of a frog than wearing one on your head! With our Froggie Bucket Hats, you and your demonic little sister can take your leap frog skills from embarrassing to Olympic level competition!  There is no limit to where you can wear your fabric pet, with adult and kid sizes you can match with your tiny leap from champion!

• Multiple colors that may or may not be actual frog colors in nature
• 100% cotton
• Child and adult sizes available
• Perfect for Mommy and Daughter day at school or work
• Every Mom in the facebook group would be jealous of how cute you and your kid look matching with frog hats
• Helps keep the sun out of your kid's eyes
• Induces small amounts of seratonin
• Looks great on everyone
• 22" to 23.2" circumference (Adult size)
• 19.7" to 21.3" circumference (Kids size)
• Machine washable safe

Due to popular demand and God Almighty's covid disease, shipping may take between 20 and 30 days to arrive.